Professional has-been Fred Durst, apparently angry at the world for finding out he is a fat fuck with a tiny weewee (something we had all pretty much figured out on our own anyway), is suing everyone. Normally the management tries not to talk about people like Fred. The more Google hits people like that get, the more we have to keep hearing about their pathetic misadventures. Besides, Gawker is much better at this kind of stuff. But in this case, Mr. Brown Starfish is getting all up in my business.
Allow me to explain...
Among the companies named in the suit is Roadrunner Records Inc. As in "the same Roadrunner Records that accounts for 50% of my household income." Now the management does not always condone the activities of Roadrunner as a record label. Nickelback, after all, is a profoundly shitty band. But what matters here is that Fred Durst is threatening my cash flow. One thing you do not want to do is fuck with the management's cash flow. That is a fine way to get the proverbial cap popped in your proverbial (and in Fred's case, actual) fat ass. That is simply how we roll.
And so the management urges that you, fine reader, should boycott all products endorsed by Fred Durst. That means no more Von Dutch apparel, no more Limp Bizkit albums, no more saying "nookie," and no more T-Mobile Sidekick. That shouldn't represent much of a sacrifice for any of us. If it does, please stop visiting this site. You're bringing property values down.
**UPDATE**
Speaking of metal, it is imperative that you explore the evils of acoustic Black Metal here. There's even a Black Metal song-title generator! It's the evil wave of the future. [Thanks to Peter B. for the link.]
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